Method=excuse to be a dickhead!

I'm so sleepy, Shakespeare got no business being this long. Who am I kidding I love this shit. Now if I could just do it on an indoor stage with lights and action like a real girl! That's my main goal right now, however half hearted I look when I am offstage compared to all those crazy method actors working themselves up to ridiculous states of emotion. I don't believe that any craft/art requires you to kill yourself to do it. Can you imagine knitting getting you so worked up it gets you sick? or slapping yourself with paint all over your body as hard as you can so you can "feel the colors"? It sounds stupid cause it is stupid. That's why I don't get method people. In my opinion you have to do it naturally, to a fault, but I don't go for this "working up to it" shit. Especially when it gets violent and loud. (If you have worked backstage and acting you must have already witnessed this at some point) It just alienates the hell out of others.

The worst is is when actors come offstage and lose their nards after some missed cue or whatever bullshit distracts them onstage. If you get distracted by little shiny objects you probably weren't paying much attention anyway. Really people have fun, where else do you get to play pretend as an adult and people come and watch? Do you know how many people auditioned for the part you got? or hinted or dreamed? Be happy and grateful, you could have been one of the many underdogs. Seriously don't act like a jerk off. And for Christsake memorize your lines! There was only one Marlon Brando in this world and industry and there is a reason for that.

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Ok., as for the ass smell day 4 there is a fake rose smell whafting up the stairs like someone shot a perfume bomb. So now it doesn't smell of ass but artificial asshole+rose, I should bottle that and mail some scented letters to all my ex's just to let them know I'm thinking of them this holiday season.

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P.S. I fucking love Johnny Depp!! It's true it thought you'd like to know that I shamelessly think he is amazing and even in his shit movies he is still awesome to watch and everyone and thing else sucks.