So truth be told I only own one pair of Jeans, Why you may ask because all the jeans I try on in the store either are cut too low (I mean really I just can't get used to wearing pants that, frankly, barely make it over my vagina no matter what magazine I see them in) or are made for those damn girls that never grow into their thighs after their pre-teen years. Seriously is it that hard to fucking find a pair of decent jeans in all of New York?
The pair I was wearing were size 6 Lucky's so I went to century 21 and grabbed a bunch meaning at least 6 pairs from sizes 6 to 12 and not one pair fit right!! I was not about to go to a size 16 cause I damn well know that I am not that size. Granted the majority of them were those fucking skinny jeans which are all you can find right now. Fuck that! this is why I wear so many strange and vintage outfits when you see me on the street, it's not cause I am trendy it's cause nothing goddamn fits! And then now we decided to get all UK but instead of trying to take on the metric system we change the jeans size to 20-35 instead of 0-13, so then your doing the math in your head like an asshole trying to figure out what the hell size you wear. It's not worth it and frankly it leaves me so sad that my fat ass goes outside and eats a big ice cream cone like, "well shit what's the point of I'm never gonna fit into anything anyhow fatty fat fat fat!" (I'm not fat by the way, but if the jeans that I have on fit me perfectly I should only deviate one or two sizes not the end of the rainbow! As logical as that seems.)
Any girls out there know where I can get a pair of jeans that doesn't make me want to swallow laudanum after I leave the store?
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I have the same problem - every time I go shopping, even if I try the same brand and style number in the same size, they fit totally differently, and nothing is cut right! I actually got lucky recently and found a pair at Ross that fit just right, for $15. They're Gloria Vanderbilt brand, which I didn't think had been manufactured since 1982, but whatever - they're comfy, they're boot cut without being too tight in the hips and thighs, and they actually come up to my waist, so no muffin top!
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