So about a the day before yesterday or so, there was a leak in the apartment that was affecting the downstairs apartments. The landlord came and cut a massive hole in the wall with the plumber so they could reach it and fix it. Problem solved, NOT. Yesterday in the morning I detected the faint smell of ass as I went back and forth down the community stair and by 7 o'clock the ass smell was penetrating through my closed bedroom door. I ended up hermetically sealing the hole my damn self cause God Damn if I was gonna wait for the entire house to smell like sewage. However the apartment downstairs reeks of ass outside the door, flies are collecting and I just saw a roach run under the stove where there is still the faintest whif o' asshole. Jesus I hope the guy didn't come home downstairs and die of the stink, seriously that would be sad, he seems pretty nice.
I fought him and won!!
Seriously, don't move this cardboard.
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On a lighter note my friend Morgan and I made the journey across boroughs to Target. 5 month without it and I forgot how awesome it was. They had a sweet sale on blenders (which I have already Christened with Margarita) that made my day. I had to take a picture of the cart though, there was household products and underwear. We looked like the Desperate Housewives of Astoria.
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