Ok, so I've done some extensive research and 30th ST. & Broadway is the worst place to walk if you are a female that isn't a leper. I love this city, it's been very good to me so far but the only thing that I can't stand are the the Man-pigs of this city. You know the ones that holler at you in the street and get all up in your face. I now think that this is why there is a stigma that NYC women are tough cookies when it comes to men. You have to fight them off with a stick or at least be brave enough to tell them to fuck off because the ghetto street dudes get all up in your business, even follow you, why? cause they got a dick and nothing better to do with their day! I want to know where this cultural aspect of men here comes from, why do they think that being downright rude and yelling at women like cattle is gonna get them anywhere. When did men learn that it is O.K to disrespect and degrade women? It can't all be the rappers fault? Maybe I'll blame it on the lazy Daddy's. Do they expect it will work? It's like unbelievable cave man shit, they should be riding dinosaurs.
Top 5 things NYC Men do that piss me off:
1. Don't respect my fucking personal space- If there's an open seat on the subway in between me and a man and another man gets on the train and decided he wants to occupy that space why does he insist on squeezing himself so close to me as to not touch the guy, even if he is skinny. It's fucking amazing it's like I was sitting here first dude get the hell off my lap! I'm not Santa Claus! So many homophobes exists in this world it's so ridiculous. It's like he thinks if one hair on his arm touches the dude next to him it's just too uncomfortable. And then they sit with their legs open GET OUT OF MY BUBBLE, I DON'T WANT YOU TO TOUCH MY ASS EITHER! I swear this happened to me twice today, the last time I almost lost my shit because the dude stunk like cheap cologne.
2. Make Orgasm noises as I walk by then ask me for my number- Umm... That doesn't work, I don't know where to begin you're gonna spend a long time standing in the street if you are looking for Ms. Right with that approach.
3. Walk directly toward me (no matter which way I try to dodge) like I know them and ask me "What's going on Boo can I get your number"- NO but you are gonna get a kick in the Balls if you come any closer.
4. Ask me if we can go out sometime while sitting on a fire hydrant- One time I replied "Where's 27th st.?" he looked stunned told me where it was and then as I walk away he goes "Come back here anytime, I sit right here"
5. Come up to me like a boyfriend and try to whisper in my ear "Hey baby I got bags for $10" - I don't want bags.
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First no porn, now no bags. Shame...
This will not happen again.
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