I should just bath in a meat locker

I heart my new baby coffee maker! I heart it so hard! No more plugging money down the overpriced starbucks hole...It seems that the hot water heater is broken FUUUUCK! Now I smell like wet dog! I thought I had used up all the hot water yesterday and that's why it wasn't working but there's no hot water today either. Shit, I haven't had to take a cold birdbath in the sink since a S.D black out in the '90's that lasted a few days. NO fun, either that or I don't know how to use a radiator in the bathroom... I'm not in Antarctica or camping in the mountains, I want my Hot Water!!