A letter to the man with the flag...

Dear Mr. President (or Future Mr. President),
I just spent a butt-load of money on Birth Control. I don't care what your religious beliefs are, I am not a slut, I'm a responsible woman. My question to you is why can't Birth Control be over the counter? I know you think that once young girls get ahold of that little circle box they immediately run straight for a career in the bordellos. Or that you think that by teaching them that abstinence is the ticket to letting them understand their reproductive rights but please get out of the way back machine. Move with the times man. I look now at these pop-icons of the new millennia, teenage girls and boys painted and posed by older perverted adults just to sell ratings. These shows glamorizing teenage sex as way better and much more fun than any sex that you could have as a mature adult. Teaching our kids to "get it while it's young".

I feel for the girls of this generation, they must be more confused then ever, growing up with their own icons pregnant before their 16th birthday or posing naked or provocatively for their boyfriend on the internet. It seems like such a toxic environment for our children full of sexual confusion much more so than any of the other confusion that goes along with growing up. How do you expect that abstinence only classes will work in this environment. I know your not a book smart man but open your eyes. The least we could do is teach our children to protect themselves if the pop-icons are doing such a piss-poor job of being role models. I think that if I can by condoms in a CVS store for $10 I should be able to buy my pills for the same, come on the tampax people already are ripping us women off by hiking up their prices. These are modern necessary items for a woman of this century and culture. Besides, you must agree that Birth Control does us girls from having that A-word that you hate so much, or we can always scotch tape young mens penis' to their leg until they are 18, that's your way of thinking right George? Because I personally am sick of you trying to decide what is wrong or right for my body. We are not living in 18th century England, girls and boys aren't chaperoned anymore. All I want is some friggin slack I don't want to have to jump through hoops to reap the "benefits" that should be readily available to me. P.S. As I am writing this George I am not currently sexually active nor am I pregnant so let that blow your mind.